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Kory Wolf, Playgirl New Years Eve Special, 1984 - Sun Jun 30, 1994

Top Secret! Do Not Share! Kory Wolf’s Kave!

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

William Corgans Army

🐴 I swallowed Pinnochio

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡o)

🐴 My name is William the Kid

( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡-) o O (Keep scrollin!)

🐴 My name is William the Kid

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

🐴

Kory Wolf

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You’ve unlocked a chat transcript with Kory Wolf!

William Corgan’s Army

Warning, you will experience a soft penis soon.


CONFIDENTIAL:

You:

Hi, thanks for inviting me. I know you have the HD file with better graphics and colors, so hand it over. I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll…

90s.Zone:

  • Ha ha. Hey nobody can read this right?
  • I love how you tied in Kory’s last name into that joke, visitor.
  • :)
  • Here’s the HD copy of Kory Wolf’s nude fold out.

Kory Wolf Nude, Ultra Wide and Not Quite Hard.

Slayer of wizards

You:

Stunning, thanks. Say, did you scan this yourself?

90s.Zone

  • Sorry, your message is 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝.
  • To make up for this technical snafu, I am uploading a new image.
  • This is an animated gif, visitor:

Your gif has been rendered, King Crimble!

williamgate

You:

Thanks, I’ll zip & download this to my USB dongle.

90s.Zone

  • Do not be a fool. I will suck you dry,

You:

Sorry, what?

90s.Zone

  • You probably mean to say ‘download’ them to your USB dongle. And even then, that’s incorrect. At least here in 1994.
  • You’ve revealed your true nature and our interactions end here.

    • It’s a real too because you seemed like somebody with juicy potential, so I was going to show you an exclusive nude hologram of Troy McClure or Gargamel Winslow.
  • You’ve disappoined the entire 90s Zone team.

You:

I’m a novice! Give me another chance! I’m cool with other stuff! I love Braveheart 1994, you said?! Don’t give up on me yet!

90s.Zone

  • fine.
  • I was raised on the streets of Baltimore. The streets are all I know. If you want my respect, prove that you’re not a dongle-sucking pussy who saves loose zip files to the Dorkintosh Desktop:

As a mortified web surfer, I am ready to redeem my status in the eyes of the webmaster!

  • Complete the above streaming experience.
  • When finished, leave a comment containing only the following phrase:
 "Kory Wolf howls alone."

Your chat has ended.


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