Kory Wolf, Playgirl New Years Eve Special, 1984 - Sun Jun 30, 1994
Now we’re talkin!
A conversation between you, the visitor, and me, 90s.zone.
You:
Hi, thanks for inviting me. I know you have the HD file with better graphics and colors, so hand it over. I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll…
90s.Zone:
- Ha ha.
- I love how you tied in Kory’s last name into that joke, visitor.
- :)
- Here’s the HD copy of Kory Wolf’s nude fold out.
Kory Wolf Nude, Ultra Wide and Not Quite Hard.
You:
Stunning, thanks. Say, did you scan this yourself?
90s.Zone
- Sorry, your message is garbled.
- To make up for this technical snafu, I am uploading a new image.
- This is an animated gif, visitor:
Your gif has been rendered, freak nasty!
You:
Thanks, I’ll zip & download this to my USB dongle.
90s.Zone
- Do not be a fool.
You:
Sorry, what?
90s.Zone
- You probably mean to say ‘download’ them to your USB dongle. And even then, that’s incorrect. At least here in 1994.
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You’ve revealed your true nature and our interactions end here.
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- It’s a real too because you seemed like somebody with beautiful potential, so I was going to show you an exclusive nude hologram of Sarah Michelle Gellar or Gargamel Winslow.
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You’ve disappoined the entire 90s Zone team.
You:
I’m a novice! Give me another chance! I’m cool with other stuff! I love The Shawshank Redemption
90s.Zone
- fine.
- I was raised on the streets of Baltimore. The streets are all I know. If you want my respect, prove that you’re not a dongle-sucking pussy who saves to the Desktop:
As a mortified web surfer, I am ready to redeem my status in the eyes of the webmaster!
- Complete the above streaming tutorial. When finished, leave a comment containing only this hashtag:
#Redemption
Your chat has ended.
You:
Thanks, I’m watching it right this second. I am so fucking sorry, I literally have tears in my eyes. You won’t be disappointed.