Kory Wolf, Playgirl New Years Eve Special, 1984 - Sun Jun 30, 1994
Now we’re talkin!
A conversation between you, the visitor, and me, 90s.zone.
You:
Hi, thanks for inviting me. I know you have the HD file with better graphics and colors, so hand it over. I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll…
90s.Zone:
- Ha ha.
- I love how you tied in Kory’s last name into that joke, visitor.
- :)
- Here’s the HD copy of Kory Wolf’s nude fold out.
Kory Wolf Nude, Ultra Wide and Not Quite Hard.
You:
Stunning, thanks. Say, did you scan this yourself?
90s.Zone
- Sorry, your message is garbled.
- To make up for this technical snafu, I am uploading a new image.
- This is an animated gif, visitor:
Your gif has been rendered, soul sister!
You:
Thanks, I’ll zip & download this to my USB dongle.
90s.Zone
- Do not be a fool.
You:
Sorry, what?
90s.Zone
- You probably mean to say ‘download’ them to your USB dongle. And even then, that’s incorrect. At least here in 1994.
You’ve revealed your true nature and our interactions end here.
- It’s a real too because you seemed like somebody with infected potential, so I was going to show you an exclusive nude hologram of Will Smith or Gargamel Winslow.
You’ve disappoined the entire 90s Zone team.
You:
I’m a novice! Give me another chance! I’m cool with other stuff! I love Terminator 2: Judgment Day
90s.Zone
- fine.
- I was raised on the streets of Baltimore. The streets are all I know. If you want my respect, prove that you’re not a Myst-loving pussy who saves to the Desktop:
As a mortified web surfer, I am ready to redeem my status in the eyes of the webmaster!
- Complete the above streaming tutorial. When finished, leave a comment containing only this hashtag:
#Redemption
Your chat has ended.
You:
Thanks, I’m watching it right this second. I am so fucking sorry, I literally have tears in my eyes. You won’t be disappointed.