Sewers - Thu Aug 1, 1994
A Journey Through Time and the Local Sewer Greetings from a peculiar location - I’m writing this blog post in our local sewer, thanks to an unexpected adventure that brought me here. Miraculously, my phone still works, allowing me to share with you all how life has taken such an unusual turn.
I’ve written this entry by hand and am now typing on the same mysterious device for added clarity. As I continue writing, a thought crosses my mind: if anyone from 1994 stumbles upon these words in the future - don’t worry about me; I’m doing well!
In fact, it’s quite astonishing that you’re reading this at all since time travel is still beyond our comprehension (as far as we know). However, after meeting Gargamel Winslow on Provocative Perspectives episode 2 and understanding his futuristic comedy routine, perhaps people will become more accepting of my story.
Jim Henson also had a fascination with sewers - I’ve discovered an intriguing photo that seems to be him! My spelling skills are momentarily impeccable due to the surreal situation. As for how I ended up here: it’s because George Washington told me he’d help me return to 1994, but only after we make a brief stop in 2001.
I’m not entirely sure what his plans entail regarding fixing the future - something about an ex-wife and a motorcycle mechanic will unfold soon enough. Until then, I eagerly await your reaction when you watch episode two of Provocative Perspectives (which is completely true).
I love you, Brawth Tinker, 1994 variant.