Sewers - Thu Aug 1, 1994
This blog entry was written, by hand, in the local sewer.
Hi all. So cool that I have signal down here! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Bless my stars, phones are cool! I can’t talk too long because I found this phone down here but I want to say that the new episode of Provocative Perspectives is all wrapped up and- sorry, hang on. This entry was written in 2024, believe it or not. If anybody in 1994 is reading this, I’m ok! I just got stuck here in 2024 and people aren’t that open to my story. Maybe once they meet Gargamel Winslow in episode 2 and put it together that his comedy routine is from the future, they’ll be more friendly.
This makes me sound so smart. My spelling is impregnable right now. I’m in the sewers because some I’m supposed to meet George Washington. He flows through time because he is on the quarter and dollars I guess. That’s what he told me. He talks a lot. Once he gets here he can bring me back to 1994 but he said we need to stop in 2001 first so he can fix the future. I don’t know what that means but it’s something about his 14th ex wife and this motorcycle mechanic. Anyways. I can’t wait for everybody to see the new episode. I’m sure you are wondering why I’m in the future and talking about an episode of a show that’s ONLY 100% real and mostly unaltered found footage, but I can’t say much else. The next blog entry may not be me, or at least … not this dimensional branch of me.
I love you, Brawth Tinker, 1994 variant.