Waldo - Thu Aug 22, 1994
Oh! I found Waldo! Bad news, he’s going to continue to lay low and will likely evade most folks’ gazes. He’s good though. Same Waldo but a lot more quiet. He’s making living in a Cajun cottage inside of Carmen San Diego’s anus.. BUT he’s also making beignets from scratch as a full time gig, I guess. I zoned out when he explained it to be honest. I’m pretty sure he had to process a family tragedy in there. In Carmen San Diego’s colon, I mean. He processed the trauma while living in Carmen’s ass and making French pastries. Rats off to ya!
Don’t say you heard it from me, though. He’s still in that striped shirt and it smells like vinegar and 1994.
Fucking nuts right?