Chat with Dave Matheau, Bro - Fri Oct 4, 1994
Greetingz perfect friend! I heard that Uncledunk was wild because there was a blackout and the mobile sperm bank went sour. I feel like a super-tired Dave Fucking Matthews!
Like if they were jetlagged or had a just right rotten vagina. You can chat with Dave Mattheau band below our mascot. We need a name for her!
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YOU:
- ☝ Pssh, no way I’m reading all the shit yall put on this digi-destination, but…whatever, you bimbos. I want to be vulnerable with David Matheu from the 1990s, or just chat Jumanji with him! Plus; also watch your phat show, BabyBoi!
YOU SAY MORE THAN THAT, THOUGH:
- “Now let me chat with Dave Mathew from 1995, load your silliest spoof, and then load chat, on top of that, below the rendering of the module I’m inhabiting right now, please. If you do that, we’re brothers til’ the muck. I’m male.”
I heard that Uncledunk was wild because there was a blackout and the mobile sperm bank went sour.
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Uncle Swap 17 because they are dripping off the bone for that flick.
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